sexta-feira, 3 de abril de 2009

Courses

It's about F***** time! Here is what I am learning.

KRF/NAAN: Ancient People's Religion
Evaluation: Exam

KRF/RSLM: Religious Subjects In The Lyrics
Evaluation: Two essay's:

1- Spiritual search in the popular music
2- Religion and spirituality in the lyrics of Bob Dylan
(4-5 pages each)


KAA/BRLI1: British Literature
Evaluation: Presentation(done & kicked ass!) + exam

KHV/MIDAG: Reinventing the Middle Ages in the 20th Century
Evaluation: Essay
(topic to be decided)

KAA/PSP2: Writing Skills
Evaluation: Essay

KHV/RSAR: Russian Society and Revolution 1855-1940
Evaluation: Essay
Topic(my choice): Women in Russia
Book to read: Women in Russia 1700-2000 by Barbara Alpern Engel

KAA/AMRO: American Novel
Evaluation: Read one novel + oral discussion

KAA/ICC: Intercultural Communicative Competence
Evaluation: I have no idea! Each class is an adventure!

KAA/KSA: American Cultural Studies
Evaluation: Presentation(done) + Exam

KRF/IRES: Ideology of Religious Studies
Evaluation: (can't go to classes because of overlapping schedules so) read texts discuss with teacher + essay

10 courses!? Oh dear... you are not from the Economics faculty are you?

Hummm... The answer to this question can be found right here!

FAQ:
Q: The answer directs me to a post written in Portuguese, what should I do?
A: Turn of your computer and the TV, switch off your mobile phone, go learn Portuguese, come back, turn on your computer, read it and everything else, laugh, destroy your computer, smash your TV, throw your mobile phone out of the window (6 floors high or more for best effect), get on a train and run away from the rat race. To increase chance of success choose destination: "nowhere".

Q: There are no trains where I live what can I do?
A: Use alternative means of transportation, including:
Shopping cart, canoe, human cannonball, slingshot and Acme Rocket.
To increase chance of success choose destination: "nowhere".

Q:How did it work out for Wile E. Coyote?
A: Not that good.


Q: Is there a place called "nowhere"?
A: Probably. Just listen to the F****** song below.



"Going nowhere is the only clear shot, at being somewhere the fates think you're not" - John Frusciante

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