Problems on the 10th page

I think I might have reached a point of exhaustion I have never before experienced.
Nahhh.. why do you said that?

Well, this book is in English, but I look at it and see what appears to be the Cyrillic alphabet...

"нет никакой надежды на вас, Вы не можете читать по-английски"

What the hell!?

What I need is to rest my heavy head on a bed of California stars...